i found my wallet

it was on the floor in some laundry

i looked a million times

is someone playing a trick

i cancelled my credit card because of course the thief who had it was bound for a spree

i got a new license

and in order to do so i had to pay three parking infractions

seventy

seventy

seventy

perhaps i moved a little quick

but i was headed to pigeon lake and thought i needed a license in case i was pulled over

anyways

i got my cash back

i feel like an idiot

nothing has changed